Ah! A pizza! Happiness.

Aw! A little person fell down.

This vowel is the vowel of love! (^)

Bird, dirb, bird, dirb.

Its a schwa with an r collar.  Hurt. That's the fancy way.  That's for Uncle Tessie.

HAJ: "What's the message of this poem?"
Shelly: "Symantically or linguistically?"
HAJ: "Yeah, yeah."

I was trying to teach my first wife Elka how to say milk...

Its a joke, sort of a pun, but its beautiful.

The game about top ten reasons just doesn't make it in France.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

What happens in the moment? Time stops. Just think of your favorite recreational drug.

What is right now modderfying?  Modifying. Modderfying, I'm going to Bush-out right now.

Where are the negatives in this poem?  There  are two of them, and I'm damned if I know why.

Shelly: "This has nothing to do with cats."
HAJ: "Then its out of order!"

Mayonaise is not black.

For all of you who are not Turks... that's all of us...

I'm gonna make up a word in Latin.

The official term is, for all you linguists, is "Meaningless particle."

What happens when you want to learn <various lauguage>?  You make an ass of yourself.

The word for shoot is sheisen, the word for shit is shiezen, so what I said was they shat on the Ambassadors.

I had 20 anusus.

So hard to work with all of this university popcorn.

Let me tell you an important word in Brazilian, 'saco'.  It means sack or scrotum, and its as important as shit in English.

Let's stay liquid, just for the first time through.

Should we have some coffee question mark.